Diarrhea of the Mind (Again)

Real quick... Just a few thoughts on the world of sports. As if you care.



1. A-Rod hit his 32nd homerun Monday night. The Yankees still suck. Didn't he hit 30 in April? Like I said before, "Mr. April." The Nats have no business signing him if he opts out of his contract.



2. I hate Barry Bonds. In case you didn't know.



3. The Wizards re-signed Deshawn Stevenson. I know the Wizards want to keep Gilbert happy and Stevenson was one of his best buds on the team, but so is Brendan Haywoode. Yikes!



4. Etan Thomas has a clause in his contract that increases his salary by 25% if he is traded. Ouch! Who negotiated that one, a former Enron Exec?



5. Th Caps resigned Steve Eminger and Brian Sutherby. One is a Captain-to-be who does whatever is asked, the other has all the potential in the world and a 5 cent head. You be the judge. (Hint: The better player's first name starts with "B".)



6. The Nashville Predators will end up playing in Oklahoma City now that the New Orleans Hornets will head home to their packed arena in the bayou. (hahahahahahaha!)



7. The Orioles will finish a game or two around .500, yet Dave Trembley will remain as the skipper into next year. After another losing season and the resignation of Andy Macphail, Peter Angelos will name himself the General Manager and sue the city of Baltimore because their team stinks.



8. The Nats will trade Dimitri Young and Ronnie Belliard as soon as they win their 41st game, ensuring that they will not lose more games in a season than the '62 Mets. Can't wait for the new stadium, how about you?



9. My fantasy baseball team will defy all odds and rocket to the top of my league and win the fantasy league championship. Unfortunately, I will have to forfeit once it is discovered that my wife is German and I used a concoction of Ho-Hoes and Coca-Cola to take an unfair advantage over my league mates.



10. Someone will mercifully shoot Barry Bonds in his big fat head and Hank Aaron's record will stand for all time. (I will testify for you, Sam. No worries.)



I'm done. Good Night and Good Luck.