Hockey Names are the Best

I have a new favorite hockey player. Dustin Byfuglien of the Chicago Blackhawks was my favorite for the last few months just because I loved saying is name. Ba-foog-lee-in. Say it and draw it out. Baaa-fooooooooog-leee-iinnnn. As much as I will always hold a spot in my heart for Dustin, he has been replaced. My new favorite player plays for the New Jersey Devils. His name is John Oduya, pronounced, yup you guessed it, Oh-do-ya!

Anyone that knows me or reads this crap will know why I love this guy. Oduya. It's like Christmas in February! I wish the Caps would trade for John Oduya and John Van Rims Dick of the Flyers and put them on a line with Alexander Semin. We could put Brent Johnson in net, lovingly known as BJ. Then, the Caps could bring back their old play-by play guy Jeff Rimmer and have his color guy be Pete Peteers (Dick Dick to you regulars.) All we need is another defensemen and a forward with last names that are dripping with sexual innuendo and we would have the All Porn Team!

I await your emails with suggestions.